diff --git a/eco-core/core-backend/src/main/kotlin/com/willfp/eco/internal/config/EcoConfig.kt b/eco-core/core-backend/src/main/kotlin/com/willfp/eco/internal/config/EcoConfig.kt
index 459e8000..0ba8e541 100644
--- a/eco-core/core-backend/src/main/kotlin/com/willfp/eco/internal/config/EcoConfig.kt
+++ b/eco-core/core-backend/src/main/kotlin/com/willfp/eco/internal/config/EcoConfig.kt
@@ -7,7 +7,6 @@ import com.willfp.eco.core.placeholder.context.PlaceholderContext
 import com.willfp.eco.internal.fast.listView
 import com.willfp.eco.util.StringUtils
 import org.bukkit.configuration.file.YamlConfiguration
-import java.util.Objects
 import java.util.concurrent.ConcurrentHashMap
 
 @Suppress("UNCHECKED_CAST")
@@ -259,13 +258,12 @@ open class EcoConfig(
 
         var injectionHash = 0
 
-        for (injection in injections.values) {
-            injectionHash = injectionHash * 31 + injection.hashCode()
+        injections.forEachValue(5) {
+            injectionHash = injectionHash xor (it.hashCode() shl 5)
         }
 
-        return Objects.hash(
-            values,
-            configType
-        ) + injectionHash
+        // hashCode() has to compute extremely quickly, so we're using bitwise, because why not?
+        // Fucking filthy to use identityHashCode here, but it should be extremely fast
+        return ((System.identityHashCode(this) shl 5) - (System.identityHashCode(this) xor configType.hashCode()) + injectionHash)
     }
 }
diff --git a/eco-core/core-plugin/src/main/kotlin/com/willfp/eco/internal/spigot/math/DelegatedExpressionHandler.kt b/eco-core/core-plugin/src/main/kotlin/com/willfp/eco/internal/spigot/math/DelegatedExpressionHandler.kt
index e44384a7..73b116cd 100644
--- a/eco-core/core-plugin/src/main/kotlin/com/willfp/eco/internal/spigot/math/DelegatedExpressionHandler.kt
+++ b/eco-core/core-plugin/src/main/kotlin/com/willfp/eco/internal/spigot/math/DelegatedExpressionHandler.kt
@@ -4,7 +4,6 @@ import com.github.benmanes.caffeine.cache.Cache
 import com.github.benmanes.caffeine.cache.Caffeine
 import com.willfp.eco.core.EcoPlugin
 import com.willfp.eco.core.placeholder.context.PlaceholderContext
-import java.util.Objects
 import java.util.concurrent.TimeUnit
 
 class DelegatedExpressionHandler(
@@ -16,11 +15,10 @@ class DelegatedExpressionHandler(
         .build()
 
     override fun evaluate(expression: String, context: PlaceholderContext): Double {
-        val hash = Objects.hash(
-            expression,
-            context.player?.uniqueId,
-            context.injectableContext
-        )
+        // Peak performance (totally not having fun with bitwise operators)
+        val hash = (((expression.hashCode() shl 5) - expression.hashCode()) xor
+                (context.player?.uniqueId?.hashCode() ?: 0)
+                ) xor context.injectableContext.hashCode()
 
         return evaluationCache.get(hash) {
             handler.evaluate(expression, context)